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One: Compassionate Leave
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JEDBURGH
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Darius Jedburgh.
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One: Compassionate Leave
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JEDBURGH
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Howdy!
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One: Compassionate Leave
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JEDBURGH
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Just got back from Texas. Brought you a present from Houston.
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One: Compassionate Leave
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JEDBURGH
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Satellite photos. Northmoor.
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One: Compassionate Leave
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JEDBURGH
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The kid was right.
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One: Compassionate Leave
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JEDBURGH
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Reckon he knows about all this?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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[V.O. ON PHONE] Craven, my name is Jedburgh.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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[V.O. ON PHONE] Darius Jedburgh. I'm a friend of Harcourt's.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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[V.O. ON PHONE] Well, he speaks very highly of you, son. That's okay with me. Look, I'd like to meet you.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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[V.O. ON PHONE] Well, now, for Christ's sakes! I just saw you on television. The sight of you struggling in that sea of sanctimonious shit is still before my eyes.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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[V.O. ON PHONE] On Curzon Street, Craven.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Mr Craven!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Darius Jedburgh at your service, sir! Come join us!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Here. Pull up a chair and join the party.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Harcourt, hell! You'll find him over Fulham with his leg over some law student! Silvio!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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It's past Pendleton's bedtime. You know he returns every night to the Abbey, where they lock him up in one of those tombs.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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They only let him out when the kingdom's threatened. Now Craven, I want you to meet a couple of friends of mine.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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This here's Colonel Robert G. Kelly, known in the service as Key Sanh.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Over here, you got Colonel Mike Merryweather, also known as Mad Mike.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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They just got back from South America, having a little celebration dinner here. Silvio, a drink for our guest!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Come on, Craven, have a seat. Take a load off. Enjoy yourself! There you go.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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It's Craven, Mike.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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That's right, Mike.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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A Macallan. Hope it's to your liking.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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No, sir. Colonel Kelly is from Dallas. Ever been to Dallas, Craven?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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It's where we shoot our presidents! The Jews got their Calvary but we got Dealey Plaza! Mad Mike's from Austin, the home of country music.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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The country singer, Mike. Mr Craven here is a connoisseur of our country music, that is according to Harcourt.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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You know Waylon & Willie! Willie Nelson! A regular outlaw, huh? If his friends are to be believed!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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He cut a disc, Craven. They may make records here in London, but we cut discs in Texas. Cheers.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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What was that song Willie had out about a year? Time Of The Preacher. Something about the year of 01... Are you familiar with the words at all?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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No, no, Craven. Now the lesson's all over and the killing's begun!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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All right. Remember what comes in between? Wait. Here he goes.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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# But he cannot forgive her though he tried and he tried... #
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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You know what the term preacher signifies, don't you, Craven?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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And a gun.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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The time of the preacher is the time of the gun, in the year of 01.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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And just when you think it's all over, it is only begun.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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It's quite a thought. Something we ought to reflect upon.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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I think we ought to get these boys to bed, Craven. I guess they're all tuckered out!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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I think we ought to get these boys to bed, Craven. I guess they're all tuckered out!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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We used to have this gun sight in Vietnam with an image intensifier. You with me, Craven? That's how I saw you on that little screen tonight. Like a sitting duck. Harcourt asked me to give you sight of a file. Well, I wasn't too keen on it, until I saw you on TV.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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We used to have this gun sight in Vietnam with an image intensifier. You with me, Craven? That's how I saw you on that little screen tonight. Like a sitting duck. Harcourt asked me to give you sight of a file. Well, I wasn't too keen on it, until I saw you on TV.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Yes, sir.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Time was when the station was full of joggers in Brooks Brothers suits. With Reagan in the White House, we get to keep a higher profile.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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We're just blending in with the surroundings, son! Look around. Like Uncle Ho says, blend in with the surroundings! Do you play golf, Craven?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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We're just blending in with the surroundings, son! Look around. Like Uncle Ho says, blend in with the surroundings! Do you play golf, Craven?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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It's a great game. Closest thing I got to a religion. I really believe that God's a golfer. Does that upset you, Craven?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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When I think of St Andrews and Carnoustie and Leith, I began to realise that it is more than just a coincidence that divine providence has brought forth oil from the depths of the North Sea. That oil will help save the golf courses of Scotland!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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From the Communists, Craven. You imagine what would happen to the golf courses of this country, if a communist government ever got in power!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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From the Communists, Craven. You imagine what would happen to the golf courses of this country, if a communist government ever got in power!
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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God may not be a Communist, Craven, he may not even be a Republican, but I know damn well he's not a member of the Socialist Advance.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Do you have any experience with Communism there, Craven?
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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It's an anal disease. Marx had trouble with his bowels.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Go on, man. Okay, son. There you go.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Okay, Mike.
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Two: Into The Shadows
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JEDBURGH
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Oh, Craven, You'll find that file in the top right-hand drawer of my desk in the living room.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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 It's 7:00, Craven.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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It was never meant to leave the goddamned apartment!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Did you photocopy it?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Want some breakfast?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Merryweather won't be up till noon and Kelly got called out.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, Athens. Somebody shot the station chief. Bad business, that.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Boiled eggs?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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It's an Italian expression, much used by the Red Brigade. Means to abjure the world, to become a terrorist.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Your daughter was a terrorist, Craven. You might as well get used to it.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Well, plutonium is the key word here, Craven. People who mess with plutonium are terrorists.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Only what I read in the report. Northmoor's a low-grade waste facility run by a company with a very long name. There is no evidence of plutonium in Northmoor.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Only what I read in the report. Northmoor's a low-grade waste facility run by a company with a very long name. There is no evidence of plutonium in Northmoor.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Craven, why are you trying to convince me about your daughter? I was only asked to give you sight of the report.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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She sure believed in direct action!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Breaking into offices, stealing files.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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But we have a licence to do it, Craven. She did not. Unless you gave her one.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Excuse me.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Jedburgh. Yeah, he's here.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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You know, I like this city, even in the rush hour.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Listen, Craven, I'm your magic helper. Gave Pendleton my word I'd guide you through these difficult times.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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It's an organisation of scientists who believe it is their duty to save the planet from the human race, which they are convinced they're doing the best they can to destroy it. They're very dangerous people, Craven. People who put trees and flowers before people are beyond reasoning with. You can never appeal to their humanity cause they don't believe in humanity. Except as a form of moral pollution.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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She probably did, Craven, a dozen times a day, but you never noticed it.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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How far did he fall?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Whereabouts from?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Okay. Thank you.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Morning.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Mr Harcourt's table, please.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Thank you.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Yes, a large malt on the rocks, black coffee with honey.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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You're history, Harcourt. Heseltine is cutting Intelligence by 15%.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Frick and Frack.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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The Met picked him up, then they dropped him again, from the sixth floor!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Well, boys, I gave the report to Craven like you asked me to. He read it.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Well, stout defence of daughter. He doesn't see much beyond her death. He's under pressure but he's hanging in there.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Well, so do you, Pendleton.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Now, why don't you two just fess up and tell me what the hell's going on, huh?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Grogan?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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So he's gonna own Northmoor?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Trouble. Right here in River City.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Well, come on in! Watch this. Do you want a drink?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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[O.S.] Sit down! Come on!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Make yourself at home!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Second time that guy's made a reference to you.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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I know who he is. It's what he's saying I find so damned interesting.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, yeah.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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What the hell was that all about?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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That man had an irresistible urge to tell 5 million people that your daughter was murdered by mistake.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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[O.S.] The man's trying to tell you something, Craven.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Unfortunately, you weren't here so you missed it.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Shields told you that?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Get some sleep, Craven, you need it. By the way, Harcourt asked me to give you this. You're to meet him tomorrow, 10:00 at the Commons, details inside and don't be late.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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About Godbolt? If I was you, I'd get to him before the other side does.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Shields!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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We got a problem.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Hi, Jerry! You look tired. You still on Houston time?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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I'm an energy attaché at the Embassy. See? A regular diplomat! Corps Diplomatique!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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This is the Third World, and the Communists are not the problem.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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You are, and I'm here to warn you. You're stirring up the natives. You're making them restless. We have our own interests on this island. Quite apart from the airbases, there's the golf courses.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Don't forget, Grogan, I'm a golfer, and when you and your friends are busy in the stadiums, who will look after the golf courses?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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That's a question I ask myself every time I address the ball.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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To know is to die. Remember that, Jerry!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Craven! Yo!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Did you see Bennett? She'll fix up a meeting with GAIA. Look after him, Clemmy, we may need him!
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Craven, I'm at the airport. I have to return to Washington.
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Don't worry, I'll be back. Did Clementine put you in touch?
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Three: Burden Of Proof
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JEDBURGH
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Stick with her, she's okay but don't you ever give her your Diners Card! You hear?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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John?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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John!
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Where is everybody?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Any messages?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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You could say, Welcome home, Colonel, or you could say, How was Salvador, Colonel?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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I had to leave him behind, John.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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He got himself shot up a little.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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I don't know, John. I got the word when I was leaving.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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It's not mine, pal. It's Colonel Kelly's.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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John, did you tape the Come Dancing finals?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Craven, I thought they had you locked away.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Are you cracked up?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Do you like this programme, Craven?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah. It's my favourite programme. We don't have anything like that in the States. You want a drink?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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All right.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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All right.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Well, I spent the entire time playing poker with gangsters. One long round of gold chains and designer jeans. Those assholes. They figure they have to kill half a million people to make the region safe for democracy. Top of that, there's $8 billion worth of aid going down there, and they all want a piece of it.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Well, I spent the entire time playing poker with gangsters. One long round of gold chains and designer jeans. Those assholes. They figure they have to kill half a million people to make the region safe for democracy. Top of that, there's $8 billion worth of aid going down there, and they all want a piece of it.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Well, bodies kept turning up in the bunkers, you need air support to play on the rough. Kinda puts you off your game.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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I hear they got that other guy McCroon.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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They shot Khe Sanh up pretty good. Hence the weeping and rending of garments. What can I do for you?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Oh, did she indeed? Well, there's some truth in that.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Because in 1977, Carter wanted to stop the worldwide spread of nuclear weapons. Well, that meant stopping the manufacture of plutonium, and since the British were the largest manufacturers of that stuff, it meant stopping the Brits. So, I was sent over here with instructions to do just that. But when I got here and looked for the anti-nuclear lobby, there wasn't one. Out on the street, there was CND, but who gave a shit about them in those days? So I had to start from scratch. Took me about six months, but in the end I got some of the best scientists and professors in this country on my side. Then lo and behold, Carter issued PD 59. That effectively started a new cold war. All of a sudden, America wanted all the plutonium it could lay it's hands on so the Brits were back on our side again. Then I got word from Langley, dismantle GAIA. Good luck. Thing's like Banquo's ghost, it just won't go away. What it did do was go underground.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, more or less. Till Northmoor came along.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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A list of subway stations.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Are you planning on going down there?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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What do you think is going to be waiting for you down there, son? Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs? Because as far as that list, I don't want to blow you out of the water, but there's 100 miles of tunnel down there on a dozen different levels. You're gonna need some sort of 3-dimensional map to find your way around. Tell you what, you find a proper route, maybe I'll go down there with you.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Boy, nobody dances like the British. They deserved the Falklands.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Well, where is he?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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I'm a golfer, Schumaker. I happen to believe that the game is sanctified. I cannot in my wildest imaginations see the same being said for softball. Can you?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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That's the story of your life, Schumaker. Story of your life.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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A pain in the ass.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Clearing up your mistakes.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Who's he?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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I thought this was company business.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Since when? Anybody else involved?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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"Dear Jed. Get into the ballpark and steal the ball. Co-ord." You guys. In the '50s, it was football. In the '60s, it was surfers. In the '70s, it was tennis players. Now it's baseball. When are you guys going to grow up?
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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This is a friendly nation, pal. You know the rules. Somebody's got to sanction this operation. The State Department, for openers...
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Still in one piece, I see.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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People have a habit of dissolving into their constituent parts these days. The political climate does not favour homogeneity. The political climate does not favour homogeneity.
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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Khe Sanh died. Oh, he died peacefully in bed of gunshot wounds. (CHUCKLES)
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Four: Breakthrough
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JEDBURGH
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That makes me and old Mad Mike the last survivors of the 'Nam team.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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What the hell's this?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Where is it we're going?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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No, sir. This here's just fine.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Is this where she died?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Is this stream a permanent feature?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Oh Jephthah, Son of Israel, what a treasure hadst thou! What treasure had he, my lord? Why, one fine daughter and no more, which he loved passing well.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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This rope is not 800 feet long, Godbolt.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Sixty feet. I'm counting.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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(LAUGHS) Look at this.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Is that normal?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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What you thinking, Craven?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Don't knock it, Godbolt. It's our capacity for deception that distinguishes us from the animals.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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(CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's right.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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What's this place called?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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I feel like Jonah in the belly of the whale.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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So long, sunshine.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Hang on! Here you go. Attaboy. Come on! Breathe! Breathe! Breathe, damn it! Come on, Craven. Breathe!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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You know what? Time to panic. Hang on.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Craven! Come on! Come on!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Come on!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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What the hell's this place?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Craven!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Craven. A first-growth St Julien '63. I think we got the whole vintage here. This is the doomsday equivalent of Harrods.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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For lunch, we've got a lobster omelette with asparagus tips and French beans and wine, and coffee, cigars and dessert to be announced.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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You know what's the most interesting thing about this place?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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No clocks. Time stands still. Real freaky feeling, huh?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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The year of the Cuban missile crisis. Lot of people got shit-scared that year.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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It could've been anybody.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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To get into the ball park, steal the ball.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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That's right.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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You're a driven man, aren't you, Craven? Here we on the floor of Plato's cave, with food from Harrods, a whole hillside of wine, all you can think about is, "Let's get going?"
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Hand it over to my superior.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Beats me, but Grogan won't get it, that's what counts.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Because of who he is.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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He's part of the dark forces who would rule this planet.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, sure. Why not? Look at yourself. You think of yourself as an English provincial detective whose daughter died in tragic circumstances. Yet, where she fell, a well sprang, flowers grow. Now, what kind of power is that?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Mind you, I do have a personal grudge against Grogan. His great-great-great-grandfather killed my great-great-great-great-grandfather. We Jedburghs never forget.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Yo!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Craven, watch yourself.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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It's pretty, isn't it? Uh-oh, look at that.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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There's been a hell of an accident here. GAIA. They must have blown the whole cell.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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You're crazy, you know that?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Come on.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Let's go.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah. That's where they keep the plutonium. Look, go outside and hold them off. They'll be here any minute.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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What for? Look, I don't need you in here. I need you out there!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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For as long as it takes!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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To know is to die!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Get out of here! Now! Clear the elevator! Go!
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Craven, I'm letting you out at the next floor. I want you to make a run for it.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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To the top.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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I'll give you one bar, that's all you need for evidence.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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What do you keep asking that question for? I told you, I don't know! We're both on the same side, so what the hell does it matter?
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Run like hell, Craven. Keep ?em busy.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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Craven, if we make it, I'll see you in Scotland.
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Five: Northmoor
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JEDBURGH
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You're the detective, find me.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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What do you think, Pete?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Piece of cake.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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I think that old lady in there is trying to poison me. I'll see you later.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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(LAUGHS) Mrs Girvan, mince between two slices of white bread is not my idea of lunch. I'd rather eat the damned Bible.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Jedburgh.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Hernandez? Como estas? Darius Jedburgh. Yeah... You recuerda me. Look, I'm the hombre who put the bomb in your bus about a year or so ago... Yeah, that's right. High Command. Yeah. (LAUGHS) Yeah. Yeah. The gringo from Texas. Hey, listen, mira, Hernandez. I'm taking a vacation in Scotland... It's in Great Britain... Yeah, kill Michael. Kill as in muerte, you know, death, murder. Michael as in St Michael, the patron saint of the CIA. I know he's your patron saint, Hernandez, haven't you wised up yet? Every time you pray to him, he sends a copy to the agency.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Hello, Taffy. How they hanging?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Is Jerry Grogan coming?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Excuse me a second.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Hi, Bobby.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Fulfilling a long-standing engagement.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Ladies and gentlemen, thank you. $500,000 million for a defence system for Washington DC seems a bit pricey to me, but then, I don't live there...
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Jerry Grogan suggests that in 100 years from now, the human race will leave the planet and move into space. Jerry is a hell of a salesman. He's got the gift of making such an unappetising idea sound attractive. Now, the way Jerry tells it, it sounds just like an extension of the old Oregon Trail. It calls for the same American virtues of self-reliance, independence, know-how.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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But it is not gonna be that way. This new international nuclear state that Jerry's a part of, they do not cherish such virtues. You got that straight from the horse's mouth because I used to be a part of it.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Read between the lines of a Jerry Grogan speech, you'll find not the frontiersman but the Teutonic knight. Not democracy but a despotism. This future nuclear state will be an absolute state whose authority will derive not from the people but from the possession of plutonium. And just to make sure we all know what we're talking about here, I brought some of the stuff along with me today.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Read between the lines of a Jerry Grogan speech, you'll find not the frontiersman but the Teutonic knight. Not democracy but a despotism. This future nuclear state will be an absolute state whose authority will derive not from the people but from the possession of plutonium. And just to make sure we all know what we're talking about here, I brought some of the stuff along with me today.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Two bars of weapons-grade plutonium. I stole this stuff on orders, straight out of Jerry's latest acquisition.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Twenty-four people have died for this stuff, including me. All I have to do is bring these bars together and we'll have a criticality.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Four hundred rads, ladies and gentlemen. A lethal dose to anyone within a radius of ten yards. Get it while it's hot!
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Hey, what's the matter? Don't y'all want to be part of the new age of plutonium lunacy? Don't you want to see mankind become enslaved to this new priesthood of plutonium culture, see the earth become a desert, all its natural resources plundered to build some new Jerusalem in the Milky Way?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Hey, what's the matter? Don't y'all want to be part of the new age of plutonium lunacy? Don't you want to see mankind become enslaved to this new priesthood of plutonium culture, see the earth become a desert, all its natural resources plundered to build some new Jerusalem in the Milky Way?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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What took you so long?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Sick. Boy, have I ever been sick. Did you come alone?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Mostly dying. I've bought the farm, boy. You talk to Harcourt?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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He tell you I was at Gleneagles?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah. Nothing on TV, though, I see.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah. What about you?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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How long have you got?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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That's too bad. It was a hell of a mission though, huh?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Well, they were waiting for me with guns, weren't they? My own people, Craven, they started shooting at me. Honour went out of the window the day they invented that stuff.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Well, they were waiting for me with guns, weren't they? My own people, Craven, they started shooting at me. Honour went out of the window the day they invented that stuff.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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No shit, Sherlock. You think I didn't figure that out?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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It's in the bottom of a loch.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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It's in pretty good shape. I packed it in chalk. And at its core, I put a pound of plastic explosive.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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'Cause that's the problem with plutonium, Craven. It's limited in its application. It's not user-friendly, but as a vehicle for regaining one's self-respect, it's got a lot going for it. Damned right I turned it into a bomb.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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There's a detonator, if that's what you mean. It's a plutonium bullet.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Well, fired from a high-velocity rifle, it just might.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Be one hell of a way to go, huh?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, that's what I thought too, especially the golf courses, So, I decided against it.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Well, I called up this especially humourless bastard called Hernandez. He runs this rinky-dinky terrorist outfit. I'm supposed to be on his death list, so I invited him up. He hasn't showed.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Loch Lednock, ten miles west of here, by the dam.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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You going to call Harcourt?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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He'll only turn it over to Grogan. They'll screw you the same way they screwed me.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Craven? They'll trace the call.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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The opposition. They'll come looking for us.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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# It was the year of the preacher...
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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# It was the time of the preacher
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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# In the year of 01
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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# And he cried like a baby
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Yeah, you remember, Craven.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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# And he saddled his pony
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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# And he went for a ride... #
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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You know what you are, Craven? You're something special. You've been freeze-dried from some earlier epoch, just waiting for this to happen.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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All this. The confrontation between good and evil.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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The side of the angels, boy. Always have been.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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There are angels who will stand by me. St Michael, for instance.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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As an idea or what?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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You mean do I believe that the earth goddess will defend itself against all dangers?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Man will always win against nature.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
|
You were saying?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Grogan would zap it.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
|
Have you ever been to Afghanistan, Craven?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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I was out there last year, studying the drinking habits of the Russian soldiers. They'll drink anything as long as it's alcohol-based. Glycol, anti-freeze, brake fluid. But the black flowers were out there, Craven, up on the mountains. The Afghans eat them.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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I was out there last year, studying the drinking habits of the Russian soldiers. They'll drink anything as long as it's alcohol-based. Glycol, anti-freeze, brake fluid. But the black flowers were out there, Craven, up on the mountains. The Afghans eat them.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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I am merely confirming the existence of the black flowers. And if Grogan don't zap them, the Afghans will.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
|
Ah, shit.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
|
Where's that going to leave you?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Do you want to wait for them inside or go outside and meet them head on?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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The point is, Craven, to take as many of the bastards with us as we can.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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Because they're going to have our ass.
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
|
Yes, sir?
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Six: Fusion
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JEDBURGH
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No problem...
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